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This Doesn't Make Sense at All! Episode 3 (TF/TGs)

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The lights and music blared to the speakers, the spotlights shining all over the place. "Welcome everyone to This Doesn't Make Any Sense at All! In the yellow corner we have Semmet!" as the spotlight shone on him.

Semmet waved to the crowd shyly, squinting his eyes somewhat in the bright light.

"And in the Orange corner, we have Riley!" the speaker said as the spotlight shone on her.

Riley wave to the audience in a similar way, smiling and trying to ignore how loud the applause was.

"And now, here's your host, America's favorite doe, Oliviaaaa Bauerrrrr!" the announcer said as the doe woman strutted onto the stage waving her hand happily, taking a bow.

"Welcome everyone to the new season of This Doesn't Make Sense at All! We have a whole new slew of contestants ready to play! But can they take it all the way and win the prize? It's time to find out! Let's go meet them!" and with that, Olivia walked over to Riley. "So then, how are you?"

Riley looked at the doe, still smiling lightly. "Oh, uh, I'm doing pretty good! Still a bit nervous being here in front of so many people though.." she said rather awkwardly with a small laugh, not expecting to be asked such a casual question in a game show of all things.

"Why so nervous? Not a social butterfly?" Olivia asked curiously with a tilted head.

"Guess not." she shrugged. "I never got the hang of public speaking."

"Well let's fix that!" Olivia giggled and turned to go to Semmet, meanwhile Riley's body shrank vastly into her clothing, two brightly colored wings forming from behind her, Riley's body turning very thin and brown as antennas formed on her head, leaving her as a literal butterfly. 

"So Semmet, what's up with you?" Olivia asked casually walking over to him. 

He looked rather shocked by what's just happened. "W-well, Uhm, not much. I'm good. I suppose I'm getting over my stage fright?"

It depends, what do you think of Riley flying around over there?" she asked to him.

He hesitated, seemingly unsure how to respond. "Well...confused would describe it best." 

"That's not fun! Here, let's do something to you..." Olivia said as Semmet's body fell down into his own clothing. His body turned green as tons of legs covered it while his other limbs vanished. His head became smaller with antennas as all that was left was a caterpillar. He's more or less motionless, probably stunned by that.

"Now we have two bugs about!" Olivia giggled. "Come here oh butterfly!" she said, sticking a finger out for Riley to land on.

She was compelled to land there suddenly, and she was getting pretty tired anyway. She flew over to Olivia's finger and landed on it, fanning her wings a bit.

"There we go! No then....uh...can't really talk to you like this so...uh...let's make you something else!" and with the, the butterfly grew rapidly, becoming taller as fur covered it, tail forming behind as Riley now stood as an anthro bear. "There we go!"

She stood there for a second regaining her senses, then looked down at herself in shock. "Whoa! W-what-- what's going--" She stammered, not able to get a full sentence out.

"You're a bear now!" Olivia said back. "Semmet over there is a caterpillar, I'm gonna let you choose what to make him! What will it be?"

"But I don't want--" She sighs, deciding to worry about that later. "Can't you turn him human again? He looks almost scared to death!"

"What's the fun in that!?" Olivia giggled. "It can by annnyyyythiiinnnggg."

"Well, if it's anything then..." She thinks for a bit, trying to recall what animal was most human-like. "A monkey..?"

"Monkey it is!" and with that, Semmet's body began growing again, a thin tail forming from behind him. His hands and feet came back, complete with opposable thumbs and toes with a small muzzle. Brown fur covered a lot of his body with skin showing on his belly and face, leaving him a humanoid monkey.

He looked very disoriented, unsure what to really expect at this point. "I don't- what- I... what's going on here?!"

"You're a monkey!" Olivia said happily. "You can thank Riley the bear for that!"

He looked over at her. "Uh... thanks, I suppose?"

She shrugged in return. "You're welcome, I guess. I did the best I could."

"But now the fun stuff!" Olivia said over to Semmet. "What is my full name?" she questioned to him.

"Oh, uh, it was just said earlier..." he frowned, thinking. "Olivia... Bauer?"

"Nope! You didn't say my middle name!" Olivia giggled. "So, as a punishment you have to change Riley somehow!"

"Damn it! Uh..," he looked at her, then smirked. "Well... How about a buck? Y'know, male deer."

"Male deer it is!" Olivia said happily raising an arm in the air and turning to Riley, of who grew out large antlers and her tail became a bit larger. Her paws became hooves and breasts shrank into her body along with manhood between her legs, making Riley a male deer.

She, or he rather, blushed as he looked down at his body again, nervously feeling at his antlers. "G-Gee... thanks," he quietly commented to Semmet.

He snickered. "Sorry, I couldn't resist!"

"How's the manhood over there Riley?" Olivia asked over to him. "Like it, hate it? Want revenge?"

"It's.. really, really weird.. and, revenge..?" He looked at Semmet and smirked a bit, then looked back at Olivia. "Alright, I'll bite. What about.. a female vixen?"

"Foxy lady!" Olivia said pointing to Semmet, who's body grew a pair of breasts while his figure became curvy. Red fur covered his whole body, white on her front. is tail became more bushy and legs took on a digitigrade form. His face pushed out into a longer muzzle with hair growing longer. Two breasts formed on Semmet's chest and womanhood between his legs, Semmet was now a vixen!

He, now she, flinched in shock. "Gah, hey!" She looked down over her body, a blush evident. "Well, at least I like foxes.."

"You like being all foxy then? Literally!" Olivia giggled looking over to Semmet.

She looked back up to make eye contact. "I could do without being female... but I definitely approve of the fluff!" She giggled too, smiling.

Riley snickers from across the stage. "Hey, I could go without being a guy, too. It's like an eye for an eye."

She shrugged. "Gender for a gender?"

"Seems so." He shrugged back.

"You two want to switch then?" Olivia asked to the two with a smile.

Semmet shook her head. "No way! I'd trade manhood for foxhood!"

"Being a deer is actually really cool, I'd be lying if I say I want to do that." Riley also shook his head.

"Well that's no fun." Olivia pouted. "I'ma do it anyways!" she said and there was a brief moment of blacking out and the two saw their bodies starring back at them!

Riley blinks a few times, looking around, also disoriented. "Hey, at least I have more fluff now!"

He crossed his arms. "Hey, that's my fluff!"

"Not anymore, it isn't!" She laughs again.

Semmet looks disoriented yet again. "Do we have any say whatsoever in what happens?" He said with a laugh. "Olivia, we getting on with the actual game soon?"

"This is the game silly goose!" Olivia giggled and with that, the deer's muzzle became a beak and feet became avian in nature, becoming a goose as white feathers adorned Semmet's body! 

He looks surprised yet again, but not nearly as much as previous times. "Quite the game!"

"Indeed!" Riley agrees, watching this with a bit of a surprised smile.

"So then, let's get another question going...Riley!" she turned to her. "What kind of dress is this I'm wearing?"

"Uh- hmm.." She looks at it for a second. "..Silk?"

"Nope! The answer we were looking for was blue!" Olivia said. "So...let's make you...a cat!" she said as Riley's body became less fluffy and tail became thinner, nails becoming claws. Her ears became triangular and nose became small and black, finishing her transformation into a cat woman.

"Oh, figures.." She swished her new tail. "Well.. Am I the "cat's meow" now?" She laughs nervously.

"Sure!" Olivia said happily. "Now then Semmet, want any kind of special outfit of your old body that Riley's in?" she turned and asked to him.

He's clearly amused by what just happened. "I think it'd be fitting if she were in a silk dress."

"How much skin you want showing? Leg? Modest or spicy? It's your body after all!" Olivia asked.

"I doubt it'll be my body anytime soon, so... 'spicy,' as you say!"

"Spicy it is!" Olivia cheered happily, as the clothing merged into one piece, the color of it dipping drastically while showing a generous amount of cleavage, and a slit forming on it's leg forming into a dress not unlick Olivia's herself.

"O-Oh gosh.." She blushed again as she realized just how much of herself was showing now. She looked up at Semmet awkwardly. "I'm not sure you're gonna like this when and if we switch back."

He chuckled. "Worth it!"

"Now then Riley, you get to choose Semmet's clothes, or your old clothes, however you want to do it!"

"Okay then, hmm.." She thought about it for a bit. "I think he needs to be a lot more classy about this, if you get my drift. He'd look nice in a suit." She laughs quietly.

And with that, Semmet's shirt became a black suit jacket while a white collared undershirt formed, all while his pants became a pair of black dress pants. Laceless dress shoes formed over his hooves while a top hat formed with holes for his antlers. Lastly, a monocle even formed on his eye.

"Ah, damn. I hate suits, such limited mobility..." He sighs a little. "Well, at least I look sharp!"

"You get all kinds of pockets! Girls don't have that luxury! You two look like you're ready for prom! If only you were younger..." Olivia pondered aloud looking at both of the. 

He chuckled. "My prom days are behind me. I don't plan to go back to high school."

"You suuuure about that?" Olivia asked with a smirk.

"Uh.. I'd really prefer not being a teenager again, if you don't mind."

"18 is technically an adult!" she giggled. "Buuuut I think I'll let you off easily this time!" she giggled.

He breathes a sigh of relief. "Thanks."

"Heh, you've really gotta be careful of what you say here." Riley laughs again. "To be fair though, we really do look like we're going to a fancy party."

"I can make you two married if you want! Could be a wedding on the set! Think of the ratings!" Olivia called out happily.

Semmet shakes his head immediately.

So does Riley. "No way, I can't be that committed just like that.."

"You guys are no fun!" Olivia pouted. "Let's put you back in your bodies then." Olivia added on and after a brief black vision, the two are back in their normal bodies.

Semmet immediately blushed, now dressed in that very revealing dress. "Now I'm regretting this decision, heh..."

"Told you," Riley said, now in the fancy looking attire. "But I think I regret mine too, it's getting kinda hot with this on.."

"There we go! Don't you all feel pretty and handsome?" Olivia asked proudly.

Semmet blushed. "I mean... yeah, honestly."

"Yeah, me too." He looked up at his top hat, antlers poking out. "I look really nice now."

"You two seem pretty happy with your changes so far!" Olivia giggled happily. "But the show won't end til the thing happens!"

"What thing? Finally getting a question right?"

"Yeah, what thing..? Unless you won't tell us.." He crosses his arms.

"Why would I tell you? That'd ruin the whole point of the game sillies!" she giggled.

"Ah, fine. But! Speaking of questions, how about some more?"

"Okey dokie then!" she walked over to Semmet. "Ask me a question you want to answer!"

She looks confused. "I thought you were the one asking questions?"

"Yes I am! Next question?" she said leaning on the stand with her elbows holding her head with her fists.

"I.. uh... what's your middle name?"

"It's Alyssa!" she said happily. "Kinda like your new name! Just check your ID, it's in your purse!"

She looked in her purse at her ID and sure enough, the first name didn't read Semmet but Alyssa!

"What..  how'd you do that?"

"I dunno, I just host is all!" Olivia shrugged. "I don't question production!"

"This... I..." She flung her hands up in frustration. "This doesn't make sense at all! I'm on a game show where my body is toyed with and I ask the hostess questions!"

"SHE SAID THE THING!" Olivia cheered happily jumping up and down as the buzzer went off. "That means Riley is the winner of the game!"

She looks confused. "Wait... what?"

Riley also tilts his head. "Uh.. oh, because that's the name of the game. I get it." He sighs. "Well, what do I win?"

"You get to keep the suit!" she said happily. "Thank you all for watching another exciting installment of This Doesn't Make Sense at All!"

Alyssa/Semmet can be heard cracking up with laughter at Riley's 'reward'.

"Well, it is a nice suit, I guess.. Hey, wait, aren't you supposed to change us back?!" He exclaimed as the cameras finished recording the show.

"That's not a me problem!" she giggled as she waved off the cameras and took a bow to the applauding crowd as the show finishing the taping. "Good show everyone! Great job you two! I'll be in my dressing room." and with that, the doe was gone.

Riley stood there dumbfounded. "Uh.. so, Semmet-- I mean, Alyssa.. What do we do now?"

She shrugged. "Get off the stage first, heh."

"Guess so.. Let's get outside and then figure this out." He walks off the stage after finding the exit, as Alyssa does the same. The lights soon dim down as the audience begins exiting to make room for the next taping of the show inside.
[It's episode 3 cause Out the Streets was a spin-off]

The third installment to the "This Doesn't Make Sense at All!" game show. This was done as an RP with two lovely guests/writers/RPers/People/Swell Individuals and made into the story you see here! It's mostly verbatim.  BEHOLD, A 3 PERSON COLLAB STORY IN ALL IT'S GLORY! 

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Riley: :iconfidgetdigitwarrior:
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"America's favorite doe"? Bambi's mom would like a word with you. Well, her ghost would, at least. Because she's dead and everyone thinks that's sad.