Invention of the Week #12: Temporal Questions!

Is this thing on? I think it is, I haven't done this in a while! The green light is on so I'm just gonna roll with it! Hello everyone! It's been a while! Amelia here, but you could probably tell by my look! I did decide to wear a casual getup instead of my normal labcoat fair. I'm in my pajamas! I'm my own boss so I can do that. Anyways, I don't have any fun transformation invention for you, but I do have an invention! And it's a way to open a portal to another reality! 

Who knows what we are in that reality, or if we even exist! But I've managed to find a place called "Deviantart" that had people asking us questions? I didn't know this website was a thing, and it seems like people like us? I don't know how they know about us or our lives but I'll take any extra fans I can have to my viewbase! Not like they can visit us...I think. I shouldn't keep this portal open that long. 

Anyways! Enough of me rambling about the more technical mumbo jumbo, your hear to hear us answer your questions! You strange little Deviants. Why call yourself that? That sounds awfully rebellious for people who I think make art? Or do you rebel and hate art? Weird name is all I'm saying. 

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This one goes to Nafster, the question being from an "Orcbrother" and reads "What's the funnest thing you've been turning into, as well as the most embarrassing?" 

Well, the funnest thing...probably as weird as it sounds a feral snow leopard. I felt so fast! It was fun to jump super far to! As for most embarrassing? When I became a swimsuit for a shark and she spilled ice cream on me. 

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The next question is also to Nafster from "AnimePsyclone" who asks "Nafster, what's your greatest fear, and what's your favorite Pokemon." 

My greatest fear? Probably getting stuck in a form permanently. Especially if it's something less than desirably like something inanimate or a duck. Duck's kind of freak me out with their beaks. Why are they so big...

As far as my favorite Pokemon goes it's Braixen. I got turned into a girl Braixen fun which was...something. 

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Something for not Nafster not, and goes to Olivia asked by a "Westenwurt." They ask "What got you where you are now? Working as a game show host? And, was the experience of TF new to you after you joined the show?" 

That's a good question. Feels like I'm doing a magazine interview. *laugh* Anyways, I got to where I am I won't lie due to my body. If God made you look good you should work with what you got!

For being a game show host, I wanted to take a break from modeling, and do something more noticeable in the general public's eye. There were auditions for this show, and I ended up being an on stage assistant to the host. I was a fan favorite assistant, there were a few others, and when the show ended the producers were saying how they had this idea that threw conventions out the window and thought that I would make a good fit, seeing as I already had my foot in the door for game shows. I agreed and next thing I know I'm hosting "This Doesn't Make Sense At All." 

Transformation was something I never knew about til' the show happened. I knew about plastic surgery and the like to "enhance" various parts of one's body, NOT THAT I DID THAT! A-anyways. The experience was quite new, and I just have to say stuff and production handles everything. No idea how it works, no interest in finding it out. 

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The next question is for Kassandra from "VoxelTheFox" and they ask "Kassandra, what is your favorite activity and/or games you like to do at your parties?" 

Favorite activity is getting drunk, or turning lame asses into not lame asses. That's always fun. The only game I play is Beer Pong, but I use whiskey cause I ain't no bitch. Can I go home now? 

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The next question is actually for me! Amelia! From "MutantFreak48" who asked "Amelia, you seem to be pretty comfortable being the opposite gender. Did you feel any kind of dysphoria when you were male, or was that never really an issue?" 

That's a good question. Not entirely no. Well, a little. It's a bit of a complicated situation for me. A lot of men wonder what it feels like to be female for a little while, but I was a little different. I wanted to know what it was like to live like a woman. From dating men, the different attention you get, even being a mother...that's why I made the Maternity Bra way back when. Though that pain was more than enough to want me to never be pregnant! Maybe things can change if the right guy comes along. Despite this, I never hated being a male. Just after experiencing the female side I enjoyed it a lot more, could kind of be myself a lot better. Doing my hair, wearing whatever clothes I want just felt better as a girl and felt more judgment free. I could go back to being a guy whenever I want, but I don't think I ever would. 

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Alright, looks like Patricia got a few questions for her so let's get into that. This is from "Playfingers" who asked "Patricia, give me an elevator pitch about why I should or should not drink the first potion I find in your shop?" 

I don't know what an elevator pitch is. Is that like playing baseball in an elevator? Elevators are too small for that! Unless you put a whole baseball field in an elevator, but that's impractical. 

I know the second part of the question! You'd drink a lot of gatorade! So I hope you like gatorade. I wonder if you'd turn into an alligator if you drank too much gatorade, it's in the name after all! You should do it to test and see if you'll turn into a gator! Then the name would finally make sense! 

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For Patricia again from "LEGOboy130" and they ask "Patricia, which of your employees or frequent customers do you have the best relationship with?" 

Oh, that's easy! The skunk guy who's named Leif. They're really nice. I went to a casino once! It was fun! We should go back to show I fixed my gambling addiction! Now I only spend $1,000! 

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Last one specifically for Patricia and it's from "transformingguy" who asked "Hey Patricia, have a story of the dumbest customer ever?" 

Not a customer, but one time a bird flew into my window. What's a bird doing flying into glass? Silly bird. You can't go through glass! Only magic birds can do that! And this was clearly not a magic bird." 

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And finally, the questions for everyone! This is from "HeraldOfOpera" who asked "Do you like Penguins?" 

Nikki: No. No I do not. Why am I here? 

Kassandra: Yeah. They're cute lil shits. 

Amelia: Of course! They're adorable how they waddle and slide around on their bellies! Just always so happy to be there. 

Patricia: What's a penguin? Is that a fish? 

Jesse: Not really no. They think they're so much better than everyone else. 

Jessica: Y-yeah. They're cute...I'd have a pet penguin. But only if they would be safe and healthy. 

Olivia: No real opinion. They're just another animal.

Selena: They make good scarfs. 

Cindy: What's a penguin? You mean Piplup?

Nafster: Better than ducks. They have normal sized beaks.

They had one more question asking "How does it feel finding out about the World as Myth, which is probably the only sensible way to be able to answer questions from your out-of-universe fans?"

Nikki: Yeah, I'm not doing this. *walks of* 

Kassandra: No idea what this means, nor am I researching anything. People who research need to get laid. 

Amelia: I explained at the start, so...yeah.

Patricia: Those are a lot of big words.

Jesse+Jessica: What

Olivia: I don't care about the how. I just do what I get paid for. 

Selena: What an odd question. 

Cindy: I dropped out of college to not do schoolwork. Well, kicked out but still. 

Nafster: What. 

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And the last question is for Nafster, but talks about everyone and goes to Nafster. From "LEGOboy130" again who asked "How did you meet Patricia, Amelia, Jesse and Jessica, Nikki, Olivia, and Selena. 

I met Patricia through Amelia. She told me about a friend who could help with my writing. She sent me over to Patricia and she-she is very unique. 

For Amelia, I met her randomly at a mall. He both talked about transformations and kind of connected. There weren't as many anthros at the time so it was a bigger deal to see another one. 

Jesse and Jessica I only met once and that was at Amelia's Christmas Party in 2016. Jessica was really sweet, Jesse was kind of obnoxious. 

Nikki I didn't exactly meet, but I did become her at that same party. How she was I wouldn't know. She's from a different era. 

Olivia I met at that party as well. I met a lot of people there now that I think about it. She seems fine. Not someone I think I have much in common with though. 

Selena turned me into a pair of sunglasses when we first met after I bumped into her and spilled her coffee onto her and made her old sunglasses fall to the ground. I've yet to see her since then. 

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And that's all the questions we got! Thanks for writing us so many questions! It was fun to answer them for you! I'm sure everyone enjoyed answering them even if they didn't seem like it! If you want to ask more, do so in the comments below! We might just answer it when we do this again! Until next time, Amelia signing off!